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Big 12 - Obama (best ever)
B1G - Trump (worst ever)
SEC - Taft (fat, dead)
ACC - William Henry Harrison (died after one month of power)

Jason Isbell's had his own thread for how long? Way passed time this happened.

usc offense = :banderas:

usc defense = :runforrest:

Cliffs:

UKwuachu was a 2013 freshman All-American at Boise State. Gets kicked off team for violating unspecified rules, including violent actions around his girlfriend.

-Transfers to Baylor where he sits out a year. Boise State officials tell Baylor officials they were not supportive of him getting back on the field.

-That year, Ukwuachu takes a student back to his place and she reports the rape the following day. The victim, a virgin at the time, showed many signs consistent with rape,...

Hide Your Wife, Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Dogs: The Official Baylor Rape & Dog Abuse Thread

Last years thread was a lot of funzies to read through 10 months later.

Team: Parris Campbell
Conference: Trace McSorely
Country: Baker Mayfield

Campbell could have a decent year in an offense that requires routes other than running 6 yards then wandering aimlessly but he's been projected as a first round pick by some "reputable" mock drafters, he's not even close right now. Runner up: JT Barrett, he's a great leader and plays hard but he's regressed as a passer since 2014 but he played...

2017 Most Overrated Player on your team, in your conference, and in the country.

28-7

SEC SEC LMBO

He's not wrong, but it's still nonetheless hilarious:

https://www.google.com/amp/www.cbss...articipation-trophies-rant/amp/?client=safari

"We run out of bounds more than any team in the country. We're the easiest team in the country to tackle."

I would not want to be a WSU Cougar this week; practice ain't gonna be fun...

Micky Arison ‏@MickyArison
Its 2:30am in London and I was just woken up with great news. Welcome to the family #20!!

Jake Browning getting mollywhopped by Rutgers

Figured now would be as good as a time as any to start a new OU thread since Kea isn't around too much anymore.

@dahldennsull @dallasdawg @BMR @Futureman @laidoutfab @Kelso @jltman

Who else needs to be tagged? It's been so long since we TMBed that I don't even remember things.