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I'm watching fellowship, and they explain how, if you're in possession of the ring, you basically stop aging. We see that with Golem and Bilbo. But I don't understand why when Bilbo gives away the ring, he starts aging like fucking Greg Oden, but Golem, who hasn't had the ring for like 60 years at this point, still looks the same age, and is still agile as shit. Dude scurries up rocks like a fucking ninja, and he's like a thousand years old. What's the explanation here?

He runs a triple option offense that could compete with the service academies. Thoughts?

Whatta fuck, whurrs tha fookin rowbutts....needa inflayte mein post kawnt..,

ITT: We talk about anything and everything related to the Pac 10. I'll start it out with my preseason All-Conference team but since this is a conference thread, I will edit if the majority agrees. Will also add cool shit later as the season approaches.

Link to Pac 10 Recruiting Thread- http://www.the-mainboard.com/forum/index.php/topic,48257.0.html

Preseason All-Conference Team:

QB Andrew Luck, Stanford
RB...

Official Pac 12 Conference Thread

"I'M FITTIN TO FUCK ALL YALL LIL JITS"-DJ "Jungle Boi" Swearinger threatens all Clemson University football players in lieu of this week's pivotal rivalry matchup.
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"I LOVE DA WHITE WIMMEN"- Nagurski award finalist, Jadeveon Clowney was asked for his thoughts on the rivalry....

***UJBO: Home of the best high school QB in the NCAA***

Whurr art thou mein anglo?

Report: Michigan reports four NCAA violations

According to MLive.com, Michigan football self-reported four Secondary/Level III NCAA violations from December to April.

Level III violations are typical minor and carry no punishment. However, coaches are required to undergo compliance training to ensure similar violations don’t happen again.

Michigan’s most egregious...

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